J.O.T.W. Thread

J.O.T.W. = Joke of the week

Let`s see who says the best joke

J.O.T.W.
#1 subject Blonde`s

a blonde, brunnet and ginger jump off a cliff. which one hits the ground first??

the brunnet or the ginger as the blonde has to ask for directions.

(this one th only kinda funny one i could think of)

A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.

"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks.
"Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.

The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infedelity and says "Fucking hell are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?"

"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher!"

LOL hahaha good joke

yea guy`s , very good joke`s ... search for more

nice one,

well this is one i read a while back and i still love it

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

haha LOL nice

found a better one...and it's not even a dumb blonde joke lol
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. ” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.” This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.” She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb.

LOL another good joke

shouldnt be a blonde one though

hey it was about a smart blonde lol
oddly there are a few of them
but really that's an act they put on

ah i get it now

i actually met a smart blonde the other day... i was shocked!

we need a new one now =]
i say church jokes =]
those are always fun

i have a great one - but i am going out now, so i will post it later

haha nice can't wait

ok, i just read it over, its sucks

but hear this one:

there was a super heroes convention and superman goes to batman
"i just had a sexual encounter with wonder women!"
batman replies "really, what happened?"
"well, i was flying over the city and i saw her lying on a sunbed naked, so i flew dont and shagged her"
batman says "wow, i bet she was surprised
"not as half as surprised as the Invisible man!" answered superman


not my best, but a light chuckle

eh it wasn't that bad but it wasn't all that great either

yeah, that was my brothers. im more of a shorter jokey person. like "doctor doctor" and "knock knock" jokes

there once was a racist dragon named albi. He sure was racist. watch this video and see his transformation!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-jVAHAuiS4

haha thats funny. racist, but funny (sorry if it offends people )

lol yeaaa well it gets better at the end =]

Ok, I got one. How do you satisfy a perfect 10 woman?

how?

Shoot, I don't remember the punch line for the joke now!!!

Here's one to make up for it.

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"