Stupid question`s

what did you eat last night ?

Why do dogs bark??

Why are we asking stupid questions?

1) Small Cheese Pizza
2) Because God Gave Them Vocal Chords
3) Because We Are Bored

Why Isn't Anyone Answering The Question Asked Before Their Post?

dunno , ha ha
What did you do at school ?

screw the teacher lol
why is 2X2=4 and not 5?

What about this one?
Do you like school?
Lol!... 2 questions!

i don`t like the school , nothing about that one
What are you doing now?

on s4k

If a cow laughted would milk come out its nose?

probably will make a milkshake
what book did you read last time?

i cant actually remember

whats another word for thesaurus

what`s thesaurus ?

its a book that tells you words that mean the same thing... for example:- noisy, loud, chattering, boistrous, deafening, blaring, booming etc etc

so whats another name for the book (thesaurus) that is like that???

*answer - there isnt one*

ooh , like a dictionary ?

yeah, kinda LOL - i didnt think my question would cause all this

JOKE OF THE DAY

Snoring Problems

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if she can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah, right," she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and carefully ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "Boy, I don't remember where we were or what we did, but, it look like we got first and second place."

HAHAHAHAHA great! havn't heard that one before

HAHAHAHAHAHA

i am going to try and find a joke now

why do i think that`s an OFF`TOPIC?

JOKE OF THE DAY


Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary Katherine and she said, "Oh Jack, give me a pint o' the brandy."

"Sister Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that! I've never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!"

"Oh Jack," she responded, "it's only for the Mother Superior." Her voice dropped. "It helps her constipation, you know."

So, Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed the convent, who should he see but Sister Mary Katherine; and she was snookered. She was singing and dancing, whirling around and flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the sidewalk. A crowd was gathering, so Jack pushed through and exclaimed, "Sister Mary Katherine! For shame! You told me this was for the Mother Superior's constipation!"

Sister Mary Katherine didn't miss a beat as she replied: "And so it is, me lad, so it is. When she sees me, she's going to shit!"

ha ha ha ha ha ... tis is really funny

hahahahaha good joke

what` mean`s EMO ?

EMO is like a gothic person. very depressing, over emotional and very deep (like hippies)

and EMO (emotional person) is assosiated with self harm, writing depressing lyrics/poems and generally being antisocial to people that ARE NOT EMO's aswell